Can You Vague That Up For Me?

Welcome to the corner of Quirky and Kinky where you'll fall in love every time you open a book.

So I met this guy

when I was sixteen. He was trying to pitch those little red-hot candies into my cleavage.

I was not amused.

In retaliation, I dumped my coke on his open calculus book.

And the war was on.

Six years later, we married on my twenty-second birthday and have been happily married for the last nineteen (!) years.

Today is his birthday. Happy Birthday Matt – I love you!!!

I’m glad you have good aim, despite your poor decision making skills.

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16 thoughts on “So I met this guy

  1. Awww.Happy birthday, Matt:)

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  2. Happy Birthday Matt! Sorry I didn’t get a chance to meet you when I came to town. Maybe next time.XoXoXoDakota Rebel

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  3. Happy Birthday Matt. It sounds like one of the world’s best all time romances. I love it.

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  4. Well, that’s a novel way to pick up women.

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  5. Happy Birthday Matt:)Who had to pay for the book?

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  6. Happy Birthday, Matt!!! You have wonderful taste!

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  7. Have a good Sunday, bud.

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  8. Happy Anniversary!!! Sounds like Matt was typically teenage-boylike. Just think Bron, in three years or less your son may have found his soulmate. Now isn’t that scary?

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  9. Oh wait. DUH! Not anniversary. Happy Birthday Matt!!! 🙂Fred

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  10. At least you didn’t dump it on his head. Happy Birthday Matt!

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  12. Happy birthday Matt, and many more.

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  13. OH my god. That is the cutest, sweetest story ever. Happy belated birthday, Matt!Who i do not know at all but think has a very awesome wife so he must be very awesome himself. and many moooooooore…XOXOSommer

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  14. What a cute story.

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  15. Happy Belated Birthday Matt.

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  16. Just stopped by to say, hey:)

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