The Dumb. I haz it. Again.
Some of you may remember last summer when some rat bastard kid from Killian’s drivers ed class swiped my iPhone from my purse. Well, I’m pleased to say, I finally have a replacement. (Long story short, it would have cost a ridiculous amount of money to replace it before my contract was up.) But anyway, my new phone. I love it so.
One of my favorite aps is ShopShop. It’s basically a shopping list. But…you can have multiple lists, so in addition to the grocery list, I have a menu list, a to-do list and a plotting list. It’s super handy – I use it everyday. The best part about it is I never forget my shopping list when I’m at the store. Unfortunately, this causes other issues.
For instance, I was talking to Mia the other day while I was at the store. I’d picked up the kitty litter, the furnace filters and the apples, but I knew I need more stuff. I started searching my purse for my phone with my Lists o’ Wonder, becoming increasingly more panicked.
Me: Crap! I can’t find my phone.
Mia: Oh my gosh! When do you think you had it last? Where’s the last place you remember seeing it?
Me: I’m not sure…I know I had it in the car because I called you. I–for fuck’s sake!
Mia: What? did you find it?
Me: I’m talking on it.
And then we laughed and laughed because we both had the dumb.
Here’s the best part. This is not the first time I’ve done this. I did it a few weeks earlier while talking to Brynn. But as soon as I started to panic, Brynn said, “Uh…you’re on it.” She didn’t call me a dumbass…but I think it was implied.