Another Weirdass Dream
Okay, so I have no idea what this means, but I dreamt that I was suddenly, hugely pregnant.
We’re talking full on waddle, ready to give birth, can’t tie my own shoes pregnant.
I went from normal to ginormous in nothing flat, so of course, everyone was saying things like, “Oh my God! You’re pregnant!” or “What the hell?”
I swear, literally everyone I know paraded through my head to comment on my belly all the while I keep pointing at it, screaming, “It’s a metaphor!”
In fact, I woke up hollering that it was a metaphor. To which poor Matt mumbled, “Writer.” like it was a curse word, rolled over and went back to sleep.
I have no clue what this means.