I know we just had one, but I’ve got another Riding in Cars with Boys for you, because it cracked me up and I had to share.
Justin: My x-box live account finally gets unbanned today. Gonna play me some COD (Call of Duty for the uninitiated).
Me: Wait…you got banned on x-box live? What’d you do?
Justin: Hell if I know. I just got a notice that I was banned for a week.
Killian: Did you say “fuck” a few too many times?
Not-Kevin: But don’t you play mostly rated M games? I can’t imagine that there are a lot of not-fuck-sayers on there where that would be a problem.
Me: (LOLing) Not-fuck-sayers? That’s my new favorite phrase. Well done.
Killian: (in a snooty British accent) Are you a fuck-sayer or a not-fuck-sayer?
Justin: (responding in an equally snooty accent) I, good sir, am indeed a fuck-sayer.
Killian: I too, am a fuck-sayer. (long pause) Except at Nana’s. She doesn’t go for fuck-sayers or even shit-sayers.
I’m glad the child knows enough not to swear in front of my Step-mom.