Can You Vague That Up For Me?

Bronwyn Green's Random Thoughts

Pro Tip Regarding Spiders

PRO TIP: Discovering a spider staring at you from the top of your shower head while you’re rinsing the conditioner from your hair may cause drowning while you scream for help that will never arrive because your husband has left for work and your children sleep like the dead (and also like spiders just about as much as you do.)

It can also cause bruising when you throw open the shower curtain to discover that the little fucking bastard is there waiting for you right. by. your. hand. and you fall out of the tub and trip over the toilet to get away from it.

So…you know…heads up.

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2 thoughts on “Pro Tip Regarding Spiders

  1. Oh dear. What a horrible way to start a Monday. 😦

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  2. Oh #$%%^^…not a good start to the week.

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