What’s in my purse? Well…let me tell you.
But here’s what’s in my bag.
First off, here’s my bag. The leather purse is my winter purse (and also my flying on a plane purse because TSA agents most emphatically do not like my big paisley bag) and the paisley bag is my spring, summer and autumn purse.
This is everything in my purse. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
In the health and and beauty aid department, I have my:
purple paisley makeup bag
a bottle of allergy pills and ibuprofen
a bottle of enzymatic papaya chews (healthier than tums)
contact case and contact solution
a tube of cough drops
a hair brush
a first aid package (what…I hurt myself a lot)
oil blotting sheets
2 nail files
2 tubes of lip balm
5 bottles of essential oil perfume
2 hair forks
In the finance department there’s:
an overstuffed wallet
an empty change purse
a thing from my new insurance company for when I find anew dentist
And on the writing front, I’ve got:
And in the random miscellaneous shit section, there’s:
2 pair of sunglasses (brown and black)
a measuring tape
2 Tide spot cleaners
fingerless mitts that my mama knitted me
my carpal tunnel brace that I need to use when I drive
some rocks including the heart shaped one the mama gave me
and my charm bracelet of doom (sometimes I take it off and shove it in my purse)
A few years ago, there would have been a lot more Lego guys and pirates in my bag, but alas…the boys are too old to shove that stuff in there now. Sigh…