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Texts from Cait – Part Twenty-Two

Sometimes, nobody gets you like your sister.



Texts from Cait – Part Twenty-One

Apparently my plans for August 26th are all set.


Texts from Cait – Part Twenty-One


So, I’m recapping here because I can’t use the actual texts since you know…personal information and all.

But anyway, Cait sent me an image of this check she wrote to my mom with the hashtag, #achievementunlocked. She owed my mom for some student loan payments my mom made when Cait’s bank was being shitty about moving money around.

The actual amount was $665, but unable to pass up this opportunity, Cait insisted that my mom add a $1 service charge.

So she did.

I fucking love my family.


Texts from Cait – Part Nineteen


Texts from Cait – Part Eighteen a.k.a. Judgey Texts from Cait

So…I got this text yesterday in response to the Wordless Wednesday blog post about food.

Someone has her judgey pants on, and I’m pretty sure they’re chafing.



Texts from Cait – Part Seventeen

Sometimes the most sisterly thing one can do is to offer to perform amateur surgery. It’s also reason number eleventy billion three hundred thousand and seven why I love my sister.





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IMG_5969(The time stamp is off on one of the texts because I had to resave it.)

Texts from Cait – Part Sixteen

Sometimes, you text your sibs to remind them that they each owe you 20$ for your mom’s birthday wheelbarrow. (What? She wanted a wheelbarrow.) And  for some unfathomable reason the entire thing devolves into you and your sister taking turns rewriting the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody about mom and her garden.

For the record, there was no booze involved. At least, not on my part, anyway.





Texts from Cait – Part Fourteen or The One Where We Come Up With Creative Uses for Our Boobs

For those of you who might be new here, Cait is my baby sister and also one of my dearest friends.

Texts from Cait – Part Fourteen (The one where Cait points out my failings as a person and a parent.)

Texts from Cait – Part Thirteen (The one where Cait rants about Australia)

For those of you unfamiliar with Texts from Cait, this is the part of the blog were I post *hilarious text messages from my little sister.

* It’s entirely possible that they may be far more hilarious to me than everyone else, but I’m sharing anyway in hopes that someone gets a much needed giggle.

I got this picture Sunday morning right after I got up at unholy o’clock. (Click to embiggen)

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